Matty's stuff
Call me Matt or Matty, whichever you like

I'm a multi-fandom blog that post a bunch of random stuff and wants to make my blog look better

NSFW also makes an occasional visit here

Have fun, stick around, I love you all


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captorpyrope:

do you ever think about your kinks and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you

3 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 46,200 notes

mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

3 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 80,235 notes
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

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eunnieboo:

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9 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 5,939 notes

datserket:

Another commission completed! WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF PORO DRAVEN.

This was fun to do! uuugh I wish I could get more commissions like these

If you’re interested in a commission from me, hit me up via note or email at datserket@yahoo.com

————Edit————

Turns out this was my 6000th post! Whoo yay me. Anyways just wanted to announce that. Carry on.

13 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 249 notes

someactorkid:

riffraffit:

click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

what the fUCK

21 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 84,963 notes
freedomtomarry:

Share this excellent excerpt from Miami-Dade County Circuit Judge Zabel’s landmark ruling in favor of marriage in Florida, and read more about this evening’s news: http://bit.ly/1mOfVcK

freedomtomarry:

Share this excellent excerpt from Miami-Dade County Circuit Judge Zabel’s landmark ruling in favor of marriage in Florida, and read more about this evening’s news: http://bit.ly/1mOfVcK

21 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 245 notes

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Done drugs.
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book. 
  • Had a physical fight. 
  • Used Twitter.
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident.
  • Gotten suspended. 
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something.
  • Got a computer virus.
  • Touched a real gun.
  • Had a dog.
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean.
  • Wore a bikini
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal.
  • Ever liked someone.
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test.
  • Went to summer school.
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s.
  • Read an entire book.
  • Recorded my own music.
  • Had an xbox.
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
  • Wore fishnets.
  • Wore skinny jeans.
  • Hated someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.
  • Worn makeup.
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had my license.
  • Attempted suicide.
  • Self harmed.
  • Worn coloured contacts.
  • Painted my nails black.
  • Broken someone’s heart.
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight 
  • Lost something very valuable.
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  • Broken a bone.
  • Gotten stung by a bee.
  • Eaten something bad/expired.
  • Threw up from being so drunk.
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  • Danced with someone of the same sex.
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone.
  • Fell for a best friend.
  • Stole a friend’s significant other.
  • Went far away from home for more than a week.
  • Moved out.
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job.
  • Been fired.
  • Lied to a friend.
  • Lied to a family member.
  • Had a Facebook.
  • Posted a video on Youtube.
  • Started a rumor about someone.
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test.
  • Been skinny dipping.
  • Counted to a million.
  • Counted to a thousand.
  • Ate rabbit meat.
  • Ate duck meat.
  • Had fast food.
  • Been to Church.
  • Been to Canada.
  • Been married.
  • Had a divorce.
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today.
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today.
  • Threw something out of the window.
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  • Wished you were somebody else.
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity 
  • Met your favourite band 
  • Own more than 10 CD’s
21 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 88,920 notes

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

21 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 22,830 notes
putyourshotguninmycakehole:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

….

putyourshotguninmycakehole:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

….

21 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 68,667 notes

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

21 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 107,358 notes