one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
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So you like chemistry puns…
my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from
rwby rewatch - 1x03
'you're too old for pokemon'
I believe we are called VETERAN TRAINERS, THANK YOU
So my housemate is on Blue Team…
… and keeps insisting that “Red Team blows.” She went home this weekend, so I figured perfect time to redecorate and painted my room a nice, classy red!
But then she sent me this text, and I felt that I had been issued a challenge.
Such a shame.
I made a replacement for her Guardians of the Galaxy poster.